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Fun Stuff |
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| A soupcon of sartorial wit | ||
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An apple lasts a short time in the hands of a teacher but a bit of wisdom lasts a lifetime in the mind of a child. May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be strong And may you yourself be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead! May the good Lord take a liking to yo u................ .....but not too soon. May the wind at your back not be the result of the cabbage and corned beef you had for lunch! Now then, now then, wipe your mouth..... ...there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with the boat on the rocks. I'd rather I had a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. I call my wife "Three Horses" Why? Nag, nag, nag! My wife has brought music into my life I have learned to play second fiddle. I said she was aging like fine wine, she blushed and farted, smile and left me..... I meant that most of the contents had settled on the bottom. Women eh? By the time you can read a woman like a book your library card has expired! It is not that I'm pedantic but even my soup has a spell checker Blessed are the cracked for they are the one who let in the light! Well, aren't you the most adorable black hole of need! Ssssh! That is the sound of nobody caring what you think I don't know what your problem is sir, but I bet it is hard to pronounce!
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A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude Saw a man come along And unless I am wrong You expected this line to be lewd There once was a lady named Mabel So ready, so willing, so able And so full of spice She could name her own price Now Mabel's dressed in diamonds and sable. There once was a lady named Betty Who loved red sauce and spaghetti She went to the Alps Looking for scalps And ended up marrying a Yeti. |
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| Let's open with a tune............. loony | ||
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Applause | |
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Let the cartoons begin bugs song | |
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Donald and Minnie Mouse duck job | |
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. Fulfilling a Desire | |
| Some of the character you may meet in here..... | ||
| Arty Choke, Ann Onimous, B. Forlamb, C.Side, D.Fensive, Ed Ward. Flo Swiftly, Gay Wrights, Horace Cope, Ivor Hernia, Justin Case, Kath Lean, Lance Meboil, Moray Eel, N.E.Way, O.B.Joyful, P Kaboo, Q Gardens, R.U. Lonesome, Stan Bye, Ted Ious, U Seless, U Sodoff, Lew Dicrous, Phil. A. Delphia, Arthur Riteous, Ben Doon, Eli Doon, Cara Van, Dan Gerous, Fleur De-lis, Gerda Weigh, Herr Culees, Ivan Itch, Jay Cloths, Kay Monisles, Luke Warm, Mark Mywords, N. Tertainment, Ophelia Bottom, Phyliss A. Pint, Q Ball, Reggie Ment, S. Cargo, Tilly Comeback, Una Versil, Vic Torie, Wal Towall, X Ellant, Y. What'itto you, Z.Bruggar, Gerry Attrik, Jim Nasium, M Barrassed, Percy Verance, Drew Peacock, Duncan Disorderly, Laura Piffle, Sue Veneers, Thersea Green, Viv Acious, Will U. Stopitt, Y Knott, Claire Voyance, Albe Bach, Arsene A. Boote, Rick O'Shea, Ida Ginn, Don Keyhote, Will Yew, Hugh Erekshun, Ann Chovy, Ivor Lott, Collie Flower, Chick Kuhn, Brock Caulie. | ||
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Take that and that! ............. clint | |
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Calm down Clint, calm down. Here Blackadder, tell them that story about adding up beans ............ beans | |
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talk about beans has given me wind. |
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Any of you guys into baseball? Well I wonder how many of you can remember Bud Abbot and Lou Costello in their classic baseball routine...... it went something like this......... wof ... just click, sit back and listen. |
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Evil-laf. If that ain't crazy I don't know what is......... Shirts Wot you fink of that? theysuck | |
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Englebert Humperdink - My World | |
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| Then there was music. You just gotta find a one you can dance to here........ About a Quarter to Nine Go on...... scroll down there is a treasure trove of songs from ..... not so long ago...... | ||
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