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My Lost Weekend
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I set myself a task today,
just jobs to do at home
I set to and cleaned my hair brush, just to find I’d lost
my comb.
I searched the house, yes room by room, as careful as could
be,
Here’s a list of what I found, it certainly startled me.
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The fence is down, some slates are
off, the shower will not heat,
The larder’s looking scant and bare, I’ve nothing left to eat.
The fridge, it needs defrosting, I know I’ve left it late
Now everything that’s in there, is past its sell by date. |
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I’ve checked the upright freezer,
just to see what was in there,
Sponge puddings and a drumstick, apart from that, it’s bare.
The freezer is in the garage, and what a mess that’s in,
Unpacked cartons from my last move, left room for just the bin. |
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The room my son vacated when he
left to go abroad
Was a tip to say the least, what strange things young folk hoard.
I need to rid myself of this and start afresh somehow,
I need a plan, immediately and by that I mean right now. |
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I returned into the sitting room
and prepared myself a shot,
My resolve was get a grip of things or your whole life’s going
to pot.
I need a list, let’s organise, it’s time to draw the line,
But first I’ll have another glass of that lovely Highland wine. |
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I did I made the effort and drew
up a working list,
But this morning when I read it, it was the work of an exclusionist.
So once again I face the task of squaring up my home
And do you know even to this day, I haven’t found my comb.
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